The line at the "Rock of Love" casting call gets longer every season....

problem with modern american marriage: everything is

disposable

Pam Anderson had to pass for the Baywatch reunion. Her agent would only say thet she was very tired.

Crippled hobos need love to

AND MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG!!

trash day at the kennedy compound.

Will suck for air.

Octo-moms new sperm bank

Meth did this to me

C'mon boys just put your lips together and blow

Baby come back

Like when i was blown up sleeping with me was normal

During this recession, even the cost of real pussy has gone down

HOLY FUCK Suzie! You're not gonna believe the size of the mosquito i just saw...Suzie?

and they said accupuncture is painless!!!

quick get her to the emergency room, oh i mean i need ...
"fix a flat" or a tire patch and a tire pump.

Wow!!! What an Orgasm!!!

They locked Nick Nolte, Lindsay Lohan, Mike Tyson, and
Rush Limbaugh in a steel cage, with fifteen semi-registered
sex offeders, and a water buffalo in musk... and all I got
was this losey post card.

'Let's party' they said. 'You'll have a great time' they said. Damn you Nip, Tuck.

this is where I woke up after heavy drinking at a parapalegic conferance

Virgens Kill

AAAHHH!!! NO MORE FAT DUDES

Porn star retirement home.

. . . i did what i could ! ! !
this is what i had left after my co-pay.

The Tammy Fay Baker Halloween costume

That man wasn't completely paralyzed!