Looks like we can throw the footsize theory out the window.

The only option of a noob.

LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT INTO NTHE OCEAN.

saving drowning victims everyday

He had a tail. I think he went this way.

Signs of a new species of primate was sighted on the east coast today. The human male populace are extremely threatened by this intruder. The females on the other hand remain highly excited over the newcomer.

I have trouble riding my bike at the beach

for years they thought it was a tail

I asked Jesus why I only saw one set of footprints, and he said, "That's when I was dragging your sorry ass behind me."

(Wizard of oz tune) Oh im off to shit in the ocean the
wonderful ocean for shiting in

Fish are smarter than you think

As he followed the tracks, Elmer Fudd just kept repeating his quarry's name "Dixie Normus, Dixie Normus, Dixie Normus..."

Flow is back in town

Use are condoms... you won't cut your dick up on the sand.

I thought you trolled in the water.

For a guy with only four-inch long legs, he has quite a stride!

Something about Jesus.

The scary thing is, A woman made these tracks.

On vaca w/ Jack and his 'beanstalk'

of course i was drawing a tree in the sand it's not like i
was dragging a body to dump in the ocean.... again

Osama Bin Laden on a unicycle...

Robinson Crusoe on the way to their morning swim said, "pick up the pace, Friday, you seem to be dragging this morning."

time for a new speedo.

Don't be fooled. It's Mini Me!