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I enjoy crankin on the john too but this is rediculous!

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NO JOB IS COMPLETE UNTIL THE PAPER WORK IS DONE

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ANOTHER CAREER DOWN THE DRAIN

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ive just got a shit load of work to do

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Too much funny shit online. Dont want to shit myself again.

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The new desktop toilet ...hard drive included.

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Shit or get off on the pot

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Honey!? bRING ME A BEER WILL YA?

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good idea dude i usually just shit my pants while using the
computer this guy should get a nobel genius prize

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This Wiki job is shity

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There you go Doc. I think this photo will explain why Junior has black keys in his ass. You see, he forgot where he was and started to wipe. Well, i think you know the rest.

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his watching 2 girls one cup

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no more diapers for this kid

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Saturday.

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the next step in innovation

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USB gadgets gone to sh*t!

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"I'll be out in a minute for cryin' out loud!"

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world of warcraft, nuff said

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seriously? Cartman can even do better.

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Have you ever looked at your own asshole

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www.howtogetsupperglueoffmyass.com

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This new computer equipment is really the shit, man!!

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This "at home colonoscopy" is really amazing

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Am i supposed to wash my hands now or after the porn

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Why does it smell like fail in here? Oh....

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