Ive been staring at it for 15 minutes, I do not see a sailboat

Hell yeah I'll eat that bush

SON, I SAY SON YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE!

Wow you can smile at me without using your face.

Hey fellas I found a huge bush over here.

Where is that smell coming from

cloven hoof, cloven hoof, hmmm I just don't get it.

So we are all pink on the inside!!!

thats one hell of a Camle toe

Thats the hairest VaJJ I ever seen

you really should have gotten the cesarean

Everyone knows that deer are vagitarian!

Elk hunt (say it out loud)

Scientists have genetically engineered an animal that can smell the "slut" gene.

I see London. I see France. I see this girls under.......
Oh wait ummmm she is not wearing any.

"Hey Bambi, I told you the carpet woouldn't match the drapes."

Some women will do anything for a buck.

I see Paris, I see France, I see Suzy's ____________.

A perfect upskirt photo opportunity...if only he'd remembered his camera.

i love the bush, tasty tasty tasty

the truly strange thing is that is a mans leg

In Japan even the deer are perverts

"Is it supposed to talk?"

Ready or Not! Here I come!

Her first John was such a deer that she spared him a Dear John when he shipped out to Korea.