When you put it up to your ear, you can hear my wife asking, "Is it in yet?"

Aftermath from the Somali Butt Pirates

use protection or ya dick will fall off

SHIP TO SHORE RADIO

WE DON'T KNOW WHY. BUT EVERY TEN YEARS OR SO ONE WILL BEACH ITSELF

Where's the sea men.

Is this an ad for survivor or the Rio Olimpics?

Alert the media, Someone's Decapitating sword fish!

Shamoos wife is lonely.

HELP I'm sick of being abused!

It's still alive! Quick someone give it mouth to mouth!

Could it be... OMG it is! The sperm whale!

Driftwood

don't ask don't tell may have doomed the seventh fleet

You dildo is gettin' wet...

the cabanas are that way

Proof of Atlantis.

Mommy, can I keep this new shell I found?

What idiot would throw that away?

JOHN HOLMES YOU WILL BE MISSED

tahr she blowes!!!!

Sadly, only one object washed ashore after Sally's tragic surfing experiment.

Is that a sand castle, or are you just happy to see me?

"Long Dong Silver..."

Another day at the beyotch.

message in a penis...