Oh Donald, tell me I'm not like the other girls you infected.

Kiss me Vaccine!

THAT ISN'T DONALD HIS NAME IS JIMMY

Cmon babe. Its just a pimple.
ON YOUR TONGUE? I dont think so.

swine love, a pandemic mutual feeling

it just doesnt feel natural babe

No I wanna be the doctor!..your supposed to be the sexy patient!

Contramouthtion

80 years later... still virgins.

I m doctor love

This swine flu thing sucks!

1940's porn was different!!!

AIDS. It's a bitch.

Swine flu kissing...

Prom King and Queen, Mormon Trail High School 1950

I could catch the swine flu from you? Are you saying you're
a pig?

Back when the insult "dickface" really meant something.

This doesn't make incest any easier.

I wonder why we can't get pregnant, Alice.

Before Swine Flu, there were coodies

[condom]

After this initial mouth condom test, they decided it was too silly to market.

How could I not fall for someone who swined and dined my like he did.

Love in the Time of Swine Flu

I knew the kiss of death was dangerous. But I thought this might help. Just don't wet the mask with your tongue, we could drip to death.