A common problem with mail order husbands: metric conversion.

WE'RE BACK!!!!

Lorretta has not been able to remove this smirk since her weeding night.

I told you my 'roids were kinda pretty, didn't I!

Bobo if you dont pick up your toys you cant have any fishheads!

i thought arranged marriages were illegal

he's a gentle lover!

After weeks of home training, Shrek was finally ready for
dancing with the stars.

Hell I just stick her on there and spin her like a top!

I'm scared for her vagina

that is the worst lego kit ever!

Days later, Igor's yoga instructor still could not get loose from the now banned giant lotus position.

Never on her knees again.

She Loves The Kong Schlong!

Fortunately, his junk is tiny.

Fairy and troll dolls

"he can really protect me"

During birth, the baby just walked out...

The not so jolly giant.

The toys keep him from riping me apart.

Her tag said "Dry Clean Only."

Mail order brides September cover issue

Here’s to you Mrs. my birth didn't hurt a thing. After 22 kids your vagina to him is a reminiscent of his high school prom. You don't need Lube, you need a jack, a trampoline and a poncho.

If you had any more room in your vagina your ass would be part of your face.

You look like the parents of a daughter named Pearl!

bitty and the beast

"How will I know it's you when we meet for our blind date?" Cindy asked.
"I have brown eyes and killer pecs."