He understood the rules of "Fight Club" to be....no hitting below the belt.

Should have worn a bow tie

After selling his last tire, Abdul was finally ready to retire to Florida.

can i interest you in some tea, tires, moped ride ,tailoring ?

he was affectionately known to his kids as daddy long legs

"What? You said it was casual Friday."

Hazardous waistline.

he must be related to Steve Erkle!

Who's Steve Urkel?

I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

Hello my name is Adumae I am here for the interveiw.

Worlds' worst wedgie or worlds' worst bonk on the head? You decide.

Its no torso man.

Tom still swears to his buddies at the tire factory that his reverse-sagging fad is soon to catch on.

What Algeria's well dressed well seekers will be wearing
this winter. (try saying that five times fast!)

Project Runway's new fashion designer winner

Waist not want not right?

Project Runway reject design

It's Erkle's hero!!

"I gots me a job!!"

Wedgie Lewis

Torsus Miniscus will not dissuade him making his tea rounds.

Never buy nipple protectors off Ebay

I hate wearing my brother Wilt's hand-me-downs...

...so when they told me tailoring was extra...