My potty training methods may be strange but they get results

Promotional Pic for I am Legend 2

fuck off and get ur own seeing bath mat!

the second amendment's the only one we know

God bless america

Thanks to my Barbie AK-47, FEMA won't be vaccinating my kid!

In the deep south, sheep look like dogs, mothers look like boar hunters and children wish they were born elsewhere.

i agree this is not an ak gun,,,its muzzle is too small,,likely a modified m16 with a banana clip,,its still hot though

Alabama bomb shelter.

Not being able to afford a real fallout shelter, the Smith family waited for the bomb in the safest place they could find.

My wife,her pubic hair & my daughter.

This photo is the only thing we found on the snipers body.

Great shot honey, now slowly take our little angel's thumb off the trigger

A Brooklyn woman and her child pose next to her kill yesterday as the sewer rat problem in New York continues to flourish!

Soap Scum? Not on my watch.

Yes, son, that's how we prepared for Y2K when you were little.

she looks so much like her father...

Production Photo from the Checkoslovakian I am Legend prequel.

Rub-a-dub-dub bitch

After finding the giant rat. I picked up my pink AK-47 and started my mission to teach my daughter how to hunt!

We failed to kill the giant rat, so we washed it and made it our pet.

"Don't mind us, just practicing our zombie self-defense plan... gotta the pink rifle, the kid to fire it and a ready supply of food & fur blanketing with our dog, Mr. Giggles."

full moon tonight...ok here's the gun, it's loaded with silver bullets.
i'm gonna try to lock myself into the tub, but if i break out and try to kill you......you know what to do
i hope i see you in the morning..

"No More Tears"...One way or another.