Hold me closer, tiny prancer.

And they're...off?

Im a little horse.from the waist down!

After going to bed worried that his coughing might mean he had pneumonia, Jeff was relieved to find it was indeed a little horse afterall.

even after she said she didnt like to cuddle he proceeded.

porn version of horse whisperer. horse fuckerer.

porn version of a man called horse. a man balled horse.

the sex was dissapointing because he was hung like a human. :-(

i like spooning cause spooning leads to forking. :-)

ewe. i thought he bought that pony for his daughter. :-p

oh, so that's why pony rides are $500.00. :-O

if this is what you meant when you said you had a stable sex partner then...ewe. :-p

you idiot that's a bucking bronco not a fucking bronco!

proof that when your'e a drinker you'll have an excuse for anything. :-D

equus casting couch.

I don't know how to quit you...

The humble beginnings of the Centaur.

1 Guy 1 Mini horse.

He always liked girls with horse faces but I didn't think he would take it this far

"Wilbur, it's Ed here. I fucked up last night! I went to this party and got really drunk and well...could you come pick me up like right now?"

Oh god, what the...who or what is spooning me? Is that a dude? Did I get drunk and pass out again, OH NEIIIIIGHHHH?

this is what happen when you mix brown and white liquor

prom dates of Georgia....

With the new restraining order he had to go to Plan B

she said she will allways be their