"You forgot your cat, Bitch! And I want my fucking CDs back!!!"

Who had the flying pussy on white?

I ordered the cat on rye.

here. i'm returning the only pussy you ever gave me. :-(

sorry, but i don't eat pussy.

stand back i have a cat and i'm not afraid to use it!

the opposite of a pusy magnet is a pussy repellant.

now thats how u hold up a restaurant,shooting fly kitties...its a bitch reloading though

Hey, I didn't order this.I said dog not cat.

Aparantly Chester was very upset at the success of MacDonold's new "ALf Sndwich"

Vivaldi's secret plans to take dramatic opera performances to the streets backfired when Jimmy let the cat out of the bag.

I said i wanted a Decaf cat.Get it right

mmmm... i smell pussy!

next time on lolcat: "Wut u meen u gotz no wifi??"

what are the chances i'd have my crotchless pants on the same day i see a perfect impression of a horny airline stewardess

as usual, pussy is easy to recognize but hard to catch

the guy in the right corner has telekinesis.

When I say jump she says how high

Her first day on the job

Update: Turkish male model looses his shit in local cafe after realizing he misunderstood the term "catwalk".

may i suggest the ring-tailed lemur---it's very fresh

what is that, do i smell pussy in the air?

try to say have a nice day to my fucking cat after you forgot to add the cheese, huh!

This is all the pussy you gave me!? Take it back!

those muffins look yummy

"throwing a hissy fit" explained and demonstated