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obviously the first wish was for fame. the second wish was fortune. third wish from satan? he forgot to say he wanted a big " penis " head.

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yay! now the birds have something fun to shit on!

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beverly hills flop. :-(

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must be heading to the city dump.

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Eddie, she didn't mean that literally.

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If you think this is funny, you should see what happened when he took Santa Monica Blvd as a shortcut.

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That shit ain't funny mother fucker!

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Government agent to Sculptor: "I said PRESIDENT OBAMA, NOT RESIDENT BANANA!!!"

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Just Prey they dont get rear-ended by the Oscar Meyer
Weiner-Mobile.

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Road Head? Not again Eddie.

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Sadly Eddie went back home after Disneyland turned down his idea for a new ride.

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For all the haters who thought eddie had the big head....You were right.

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looks like lil wayned got a hair cut

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BREAKING NEWS:: Our news van has just produced live pictures of the head that doctors say, will be "surgically transplanted to Eddie Murphy this afternoon". Doctors say "this head is a more practical and compact size, which should relieve Mr. Murphy's chronic back issues." :: More at 11

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unfortunately for eddie, the trailers were by far, the best part of his movies

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I wonder if a little Eddie Murphy is driving?

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oh the flops one should definatly have won

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You damn straight Beverly Hills Cop is the third-highest all-time grossing in the U.S. box office amongst "R" rated films after adjusting for inflation!

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i didnt know walt disney was black

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When she told Eddy she was going to give him head, this was not what he expected!!!

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This represents the beginning of Eddie's career, the bridge coming up represents his career today.

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[Eddie Murphy]: It's my haul, and if you don't like it, you get the fuck out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_n5JWzj6yU

(THAT'S FOR THOSE TOO YOUNG OR TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE)

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Coming to America

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The beginning of my road rage...

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