We've been partners for 10 years, Hank, but lately I feel like you're keeping a lotta shit bottled up.

In other news, police say they've adopted a no-hands policy for preserving DNA evidence.

His sarge was just starting to tear him a new one when the call came in for emergency parade security.

nobody moves till we find the missing bottle.

hey bob whats up your ass?

We need better insurance, I'm pretty sure this does help hemorrhoids.

world's worst coke smuggler.

dude! a) get some preparation h and b) give me back my mother-fucking soda. >_<

and he kept yelling " don't taze me bro!, don't taze me bro! " it was hilarious!

i heard gingerale is is good when you're constipated, but i don't think that's how it works.

i'm holding your soda for you. :-)

ahhh. refreshing! :-D

gay pick up signals are getting way less discreet.

another cop with a drinking problem. :-I

donut holder in the front. :-D

brown cherry 7-up.

that's right, you're my personal bottleopener, bitch.

dude. put that thing back in the holster.

cavity searches for dummies.

my first cavity search.

where's my nightstick? :-O

undercover as a soda machine.

dude. get a cup holder.

quit showing off.

this soda tastes shitty. :-P

It was one of those "if you let me do it to you too." things with the wife OK Bill!