Eat, Drink, and be Merry, for tomorrow we disinfect 300 pairs of bowling shoes.

Happy birthday... *sniffle* to me...

eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet. :-(

he's just fronting. everybody knows he's really a total queen. ;-)

the queen is mad because i left the seat up on the throne. :-(

i'm gonna drink until those fat chics turn into supermodel princesses.

more proof that you got to kiss a lot a frogs before you find your handsome prince. :-P

yuch! this is what you get from kissing a frog prince!

no princess. you can't get genital warts from kissing frogs.

guess whose been kissing frogs. :-P

looks like you kissed a frog and got a horny toad.

no mom. i'm not moving out of the basement. when i said i got a job i meant a blow job...from a hooker...who i paid.

bring me my doritos wench!

friends don't let friends drink and take home fat chics.

friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men.

friends don't let friends drink and take home losers.

eat drink and be horny. o_o

my instructions are sleep, drink, repeat.

king george the turd.

no girls, 1 cup. :-(

With this potion i will become a wizard

arthagos, king of the virgins.

I got .25 per hr raze babe! NO more of that boxed stuff.

me at 1pm every other day .. . and yes I set up a camera to document my party

Here's to the lord of mom's basementville.