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What the hell are you thinking man?! Close you mou- Ah, too late!
don't taze me prostate bro.
bill hated when he got caught jerking off.
scared straight? :-I nope. still gay. :-(
looks like you're gonna need a bigger cup.
we've secretly replaced jim's cofee with a pair of elctrodes to his groin. let's see what happens...
my work is done here.
no problem. it's fun to make more! :-D
another gsay guy fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. ;-)
actually, that was kind of refreshing. :-)
orgasm faces are ridiculous. :-D
in space no one can hear you scream. 0_0
orgam achieved. sleepy now. zzzz.
restraining order fail. :-(
aghhh! my sperm!!!
I warned him to stop pulling on the crank.
same look when he mastubates
Reminds me of the first time I was raped.
they told it would be green beer -what's this crap?
On St. Patty's day, even the machines throw up.
man that 2 girls 1 cup video was hot!!
Irish wet dream
SOAP!!!!!!!!!!! GLORIUS SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT DRUGS DOES TO YOU KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!!
hmmm... I think his shirt matches the wall, wierd.
This is just like shooting that gay porno all over again
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