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"We're gonna need a lot of socks."

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What the hell are you thinking man?! Close you mou- Ah, too late!

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don't taze me prostate bro.

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bill hated when he got caught jerking off.

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scared straight? :-I nope. still gay. :-(

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looks like you're gonna need a bigger cup.

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we've secretly replaced jim's cofee with a pair of elctrodes to his groin. let's see what happens...

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my work is done here.

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no problem. it's fun to make more! :-D

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another gsay guy fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job. ;-)

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actually, that was kind of refreshing. :-)

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orgasm faces are ridiculous. :-D

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in space no one can hear you scream. 0_0

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orgam achieved. sleepy now. zzzz.

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restraining order fail. :-(

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aghhh! my sperm!!!

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I warned him to stop pulling on the crank.

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same look when he mastubates

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Reminds me of the first time I was raped.

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they told it would be green beer -what's this crap?

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On St. Patty's day, even the machines throw up.

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man that 2 girls 1 cup video was hot!!

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Irish wet dream

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hmmm... I think his shirt matches the wall, wierd.

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This is just like shooting that gay porno all over again

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