AnaHonda

Bitch I told you your sister isn't welcome!

"The doors are unlocked and the keys are in it," he said. "It's an easy steal" he said. I'm gonna kill that Bruno next time I see him.

African car alarm

Oh Hell NO! I'll call a cab!

Damn you Pimp My Ride! I said I wanted a snake skin interior, but this is just rediculous man!

i said i wanted a mcdonalds drive through shake! not snake!

no more mother-fucking snakes on the mother-fucking dashboard!!! >_<

here's a tissue. now squish it.

you're the man. you squish it.

finally! having a pet mongoose is gonna pay off!!! :-D

i had $50 on the mongoose. :-(

i got $50 on the mongoose! :-D

this isn't my car. my car has a cobra on the dashboard. O_O

ewww. he's throwing up mouse guts.

that's why i never get a pet bigger than a goldfish. if a goldfish hisses at me, i just flush his ass down the toilet.

well at least my car alarm doesn't wake up the neighborhood every night. :-/

my crazy ass girlfriend is mad at me because i didn't eat her pussy.

my crazy ass girlfriend is mad at me because i left the toilet seat up again.

motherfucker! now i know who keeps messing with my radio stations.

shit! now i got take the bus to the welfare office. :-(

don't blame me. i told you to tip the valet parking dude.

god damn it! this always happens when i leave the car window open!

Black guys always have a long snake in a tight spot

worst case senario

Antwon meant well but didn't get it when she wispered "I want your big snake."