This looks like a job for...OTTOMAN!

Are we still looking for you contacts?

Is it my turn yet

"Joey, I wanna play now"

"I didn't die yet."

"But you died three times already!"

"Shut up, or I'm telling mom!"

Stop being Lazy, Boys!

5 times a day i kneel towards mecca so my muslim ass can pray and everytime some motherfucker sits on my back! >_<

dude, you are not a gamer. the only thing gamer about you is the smell of your ass.

please just stop farting. o.k. O_<

yay! now homeless people are slightly more useful! :-D

no you dumb fuck. i have to lie on my back if you want a unicorn ride.

awww look. he's giving his first blow job.

let's play wii baseball. you can be johnny bench. :-)

i told you to stay in school suckers!

my joystick likes internet porn. ;-)

you're o.k. but no fatties.

powned. :-(

bad friends

Told you my mom had big tits

the white man's got a god complex

stop being Lazy, Boys!

"Rip three more farts on my back and it's my turn!"

Yeah Bitch...

fuck straight wooden chairs...my cuz has all the comfort

"shit, I knew I should of have never bet on the mets"