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I really don’t know what to say, I’ve never seen dwarfs being exploited before

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Is this what they mean when the say the airline is short changing us.

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How many 'what' does it take to pull a plane?...

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Fuck Santa and his new "SKY IS THE LIMIT" policy for toys!!

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It's all fun and games untill someone gets sucked into the engine...

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So this is the plane the GM execs took to Washington!

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Life after Star Wars

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The airline industry has taken a serious blow to their economy, But American Airlines have come up with the perfect solution.

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How did they get time off from the Willy Wonka chocolate factory?

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It was scheduled to be a short flight.

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Mush you lil Bastards

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Thanks for flying Disney Air. Our ground crew will have us to the gate momentarily.

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i always love the surprised look on their faces when we turn the jets engines on. :-D

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something, something, moving a rubber tree plant. something, something, high hopes.

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yay! the winning team gets to fuck dorothy! :-D and her little dog too. ;-)

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i'm thinking some kind of penis, sperm cell analogy.

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this just in...a jet plane falls on and kills all the midgets in the world.

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oh-oh. the lolipop guild is gonna be pissed.

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hi-ho hi-ho, it's off to screw yo momma. whistle-whistle-whistle, whistle-whistle-whistle. hi-ho hi-ho!

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hi-ho hi-ho, it's off to fuck a ho!

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midgets stealing planes! :-O

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circus jobs are scarce! :-(

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did you say swallow that fellows dick load ?

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