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I really don’t know what to say, I’ve never seen dwarfs being exploited before
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Is this what they mean when the say the airline is short changing us.
How many 'what' does it take to pull a plane?...
Fuck Santa and his new "SKY IS THE LIMIT" policy for toys!!
Little People Big Plane
It's all fun and games untill someone gets sucked into the engine...
So this is the plane the GM execs took to Washington!
We're expecting faster flight times now that we've upgraded from 70 hamsters in a wheel.
TODAY WE WILL BE TAKING A SHORT FLIGHT!!!!
Life after Star Wars
The airline industry has taken a serious blow to their economy, But American Airlines have come up with the perfect solution.
How did they get time off from the Willy Wonka chocolate factory?
It was scheduled to be a short flight.
Mush you lil Bastards
Thanks for flying Disney Air. Our ground crew will have us to the gate momentarily.
i always love the surprised look on their faces when we turn the jets engines on. :-D
something, something, moving a rubber tree plant. something, something, high hopes.
yay! the winning team gets to fuck dorothy! :-D and her little dog too. ;-)
i'm thinking some kind of penis, sperm cell analogy.
this just in...a jet plane falls on and kills all the midgets in the world.
oh-oh. the lolipop guild is gonna be pissed.
hi-ho hi-ho, it's off to screw yo momma. whistle-whistle-whistle, whistle-whistle-whistle. hi-ho hi-ho!
hi-ho hi-ho, it's off to fuck a ho!
midgets stealing planes! :-O
circus jobs are scarce! :-(
did you say swallow that fellows dick load ?
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