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He had a recipe for everything... except for success.
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I'm gonna kill that asshole souchef. He thinks it's funny to shit in a chefs head does he? I'll teach him.
he could of had everything, but he missed the Ronald Mcdonald tryouts
FAIL
chef facial abuse fetish fail
I just saw him yesterday and he looked so happy
he works at a restaurant where you can get crabs...on your dick.
he just found out chef ramsey's special sauce comes from his cock.
worlds dumbest cook lost the recipe for ice again. :-(
i wish i could quit you.
the tears of a clown when there's no one around. ;-(
they didn't have any grey poupon. :-(
whose pubes are in your mouth! >_<
stop smiling. my dick is already sore from molesting you so much.
stop using me as a glory hole! >_<
chef boy.r.d.i.c.k.
chef boy.r.d.r.u.n.k.
soylent green is made from people! :-O
at least i'm not a fucking mime. :-)
the only part time thirteen dollar and hour job in the USATHANKS TO GREEDY US COMPANYS
If only his mouth was smaller...
mama mea i suck
chef boyardees bastard child
well the sex is not that great.
Recessions suck!!!
employed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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