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He had a recipe for everything... except for success.

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I'm gonna kill that asshole souchef. He thinks it's funny to shit in a chefs head does he? I'll teach him.

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he could of had everything, but he missed the Ronald Mcdonald tryouts

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FAIL

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chef facial abuse fetish fail

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I just saw him yesterday and he looked so happy

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he works at a restaurant where you can get crabs...on your dick.

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he just found out chef ramsey's special sauce comes from his cock.

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worlds dumbest cook lost the recipe for ice again. :-(

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i wish i could quit you.

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the tears of a clown when there's no one around. ;-(

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they didn't have any grey poupon. :-(

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whose pubes are in your mouth! >_<

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stop smiling. my dick is already sore from molesting you so much.

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stop using me as a glory hole! >_<

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chef boy.r.d.i.c.k.

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chef boy.r.d.r.u.n.k.

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soylent green is made from people! :-O

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at least i'm not a fucking mime. :-)

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the only part time thirteen dollar and hour job in the USA
THANKS TO GREEDY US COMPANYS

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If only his mouth was smaller...

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mama mea i suck

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well the sex is not that great.

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Recessions suck!!!

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employed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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