Long story short, I painted my dick to look like lasagna.

Hey Garfield, show us your beard!

And I guess her boyfriend is Odie with his tongue hanging out.

what ugly curtains

i just threw up in my mouth a little and blood rushed to my crouch

Yeah but a face like Otis.

what's that patch of fur below the chin. ewe. i think he's coughing up a hairball.

hey garfield. take off that stupid hat!!!

that's not the pussy i wanted to see. :-(

strippers are dumb. she thinks she's president garfield.

Nice Tats!

Mr. Rodgers was quite the photographer

Garfield, it's too warm to wear a knit cap. Take it off.

Garfunkle on drugs!

I love Mobdays at the Strip Joint.

It's like the eyes follow you!!

ugh... another hairy pussy...

Garfield likes Milk with his Lasagna!

I really, really want to go to that Halloween party.

I guess I should have tried Metamucil....

If you think that's impressive, you should see where where I painted Odie's tongue.

It was "make lemonade" time after the plastic surgeon put black aereolas on her and in the wrong places.

Ironically, her tits are real but her pussy is fake.

Even Dirk Diggler wouldn't touch that shit