31 flavors and you had to get me number two?!?

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31 flavors and you had to get me number two?!?

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Ahhhh Shit!

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Ahhhh shit!

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it looks like poop

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why are sprinkles like corn

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eww.. SPRINKLES!!!

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The Eiffel Tower really had to go.

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Jane could've sworn she asked Keith to get her a BLUE berry
ice cream cone.

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When Jane yelled "bring me the pooper scooper" Tony was torn between the poop and the scoop.

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...Baskin Robin's after trying to make Jalapeno a flavor...

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Hey, easy on the sprinkles!

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I told you I DONT LIKE SPRINKLES

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only if everything looked the way it taste

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That's dessert. You should have seen dinner.

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You said you'd love me no matter what. Now prove it.

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Baskin robbins releases its controversial 32nd flavor: shit.

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Fly - " Cant I have a shit in peace for christ sake?"

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I ordered this in the cone

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its not # 2 ,its # 9,its slid off the cone damn it.

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Pimp my Turd

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i guess that will be the last time you insinuate that mr. softee is a limp dick.

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mr. fly wondering why no one ever comes to his parties. :-(

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found in the nursing home in tom carvel's bed pan.

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what flies dream about.

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tom carvel is one mother fucking senile bastard.

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nope. sprinkles didn't help either.

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