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I wouldn't eat it if I were you. It looks like it's been laced with something.
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JUST CHEW IT!
Great another reason for fat asses to buy sneakers and not exercise.
exercise with mcdonalds
excuse me, I ordered this without ketchup
nikes are wack
foot..fun..gus
At every basketball meat, this was always a Shoe in
Just Eat It.
thats what i call fast food
the mcjordan
I think if you tried running with that shoe on you would get tomato sauce all over your foot and it would probably fall apart or something! I suppose you could just wrap loads of gaffa tape around it, but still i think it wouldn't be very practical!
club of the day
Is it from Subway? or out of the Subway? either way.It needs some pepperoni,that'll put some PEP in it's step.
It needs some pepperoni..That'll give it some Pep in its Step!
run run fast as you can. can't catch me, i'm the hamburger man and...what the fuck! holy shit my leg!!!
fat-thlete's foot
this probably tastes better than your edible underwear, you know because of all the skidmarks and dingleberies.
how your dog sees your new $300.00 italian shoes.
lol cat sez " can i haz a shoeburger. "
somewhere a fat guy is masturbating to this.
how fat people see stuff.
fast food, literally.
runs right through you. :-P
the Mcfoot burger new at mcdonalds start at 1.99
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