I wouldn't eat it if I were you. It looks like it's been laced with something.

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I wouldn't eat it if I were you. It looks like it's been laced with something.

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Great another reason for fat asses to buy sneakers and not exercise.

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exercise with mcdonalds

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excuse me, I ordered this without ketchup

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nikes are wack

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foot..fun..gus

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At every basketball meat, this was always a Shoe in

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Just Eat It.

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thats what i call fast food

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the mcjordan

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I think if you tried running with that shoe on you would get tomato sauce all over your foot and it would probably fall apart or something! I suppose you could just wrap loads of gaffa tape around it, but still i think it wouldn't be very practical!

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club of the day

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Is it from Subway? or out of the Subway? either way.It needs some pepperoni,that'll put some PEP in it's step.

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It needs some pepperoni..That'll give it some Pep in its Step!

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run run fast as you can. can't catch me, i'm the hamburger man and...what the fuck! holy shit my leg!!!

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fat-thlete's foot

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this probably tastes better than your edible underwear, you know because of all the skidmarks and dingleberies.

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how your dog sees your new $300.00 italian shoes.

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lol cat sez " can i haz a shoeburger. "

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somewhere a fat guy is masturbating to this.

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how fat people see stuff.

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fast food, literally.

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runs right through you. :-P

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the Mcfoot burger new at mcdonalds start at 1.99

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