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Little Enrique's Mom was a big hit at Career Day.
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OK, you can all see where you came from, so who has the next question?
if i wasnt a kid id'd give these hoes somethin to think about
The lamest caption won. Why, because they "contribute"? Hardly.
Two Legs, One Girl and a fish..
Bring your class to work day.
maddonnas kids on a day out
it was all fun & games, till the kids found out burritos had been lunch
so thats what it looks like
Wow! Dr. Suess never told us about this side of town!
Sex ed just got a lot better
When did they start premiering Disney films in vaginas?
What's that hanging down?
I think she likes meShe's smiling
group birthing techniques are a huge hit with the kids
"The kegels are extremely versatile muscles, children..."
For my next trick...I need a volunteer from the audience
A strong wind helped the girls play Ode To Joy with their birth canals
Jacko's way of apologizing!
Children....Hand Check! That means you Garaputo! (4th from left first row)
If you like Pina Coladas,and Donkey shows in the rain!
I thought there was only one Panama Canal?
They gave front row seats to the token black kid
Then one ping pong ball for each child magically appeared
anybody else smell dirty burritos?
Ahemm..Im not gonna look mommy said to never look up a girls skirt either!
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