Little Enrique's Mom was a big hit at Career Day.

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Little Enrique's Mom was a big hit at Career Day.

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OK, you can all see where you came from, so who has the next question?

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if i wasnt a kid id'd give these hoes somethin to think about

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The lamest caption won. Why, because they "contribute"? Hardly.

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Two Legs, One Girl and a fish..

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Bring your class to work day.

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maddonnas kids on a day out

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it was all fun & games, till the kids found out burritos had been lunch

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so thats what it looks like

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Wow! Dr. Suess never told us about this side of town!

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Sex ed just got a lot better

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When did they start premiering Disney films in vaginas?

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What's that hanging down?

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I think she likes me
She's smiling

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group birthing techniques are a huge hit with the kids

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"The kegels are extremely versatile muscles, children..."

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For my next trick...I need a volunteer from the audience

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A strong wind helped the girls play Ode To Joy with their birth canals

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Jacko's way of apologizing!

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Children....Hand Check! That means you Garaputo! (4th from left first row)

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If you like Pina Coladas,and Donkey shows in the rain!

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I thought there was only one Panama Canal?

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They gave front row seats to the token black kid

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Then one ping pong ball for each child magically appeared

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anybody else smell dirty burritos?

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Ahemm..Im not gonna look mommy said to never look up a girls skirt either!

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