The bottom half of this photo is banned in North America.

Bogarting the sideburns always leads to freebasing the 'stache.

Merlin the drunk transvestite magician shows here how he
can blow out his own nose hair right onto Sholmo, and create
a fully decked out mustache/beard combo

Father Nature and Father Pueberty unite.

WHAT? honey! WHAT? no it's not what it looks like

ladies and gentlemen i give yhu,narnia:the lion,the witch,a
nd tha wardrobe three(now its just gettiinngg ssaadd!!!!

"You should see what's sprouting in my pants, Mr. Kringle."

This time Robin Williams went a little too far!

Just a little nibble...

Fags: Sucking souls out of Western Europe since 1684

I GOT FLOWER POWER.
EMMM HMM..AND FEEL LIKE A GREEN MACHINE..I LOVE MARY JANE AND!

Although enemies from rival villages, Frank and Thomas put their differences aside for one night to celebrate the premiere of American Idol.

Although enemies from rival villages, Frank and Thomas set aside their differences at the annual Peace festival and made passionate love.

"That's it...oh yes...just the tip."

charles manson finaly figured out how to sway the parole board

dis mustache vill make good handlebars for de oral sex.

next i vill do your pubes! ;-)

can i use this to floss your sausage from my teeth.

Look, obviously I was a little high, and I thought it was cotton candy alright.

Dont talk to me pansy face!

Sergio takes great pride in his beard tasting responsibilities.

Santa was beginning to think that dosing the elves' eggnog with ecstasy may have been a bad idea.

Dude! Don't Bogart the Stash.......

''You can use your 'Garden Weasel' on me anytime you want''

He desperately wants to de-flower him.

Shortly after eating some bad mushrooms in Ireland, Cat Stevens assaulted a German adult film projectionist and the rest is history...