Many of the builders choked to death until the union insisted they hire workers 3 and up.

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Many of the builders choked to death
until the union insisted they hire workers 3 and up.

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lego my reno

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bushes next idea

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The hooker had to keep her child occupied while she went to work.

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obama rebuilding the reputation of the white house

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what its a resession

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My 8 year old kid can fix that fucking wall
better than that Jose and I am going to prove it.

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Children helping rebuild houses in Mexico

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Modrian was here.

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Too bad magic can't fix your love life

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u see america....we are helping iraq!

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there are many great accomplishments to compliment the lego patchwork other notables worth mentioning are the k'nex archway in the foyer and the lincoln log parking garage.

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sadly, the only erection this guy can make is out of legos.

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my sister is pissed cause this is where i bricked up her barbie dolls.

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hold up. that's a load bearing wall. better reinforce that with some popsickle sticks.

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my other home is a sand castle.

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my other house is a house of cards.

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unfortunately the foundation is made from dominos.

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all in all it's just another lego block in the wall.

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looks like the liquor store was open and home depot was closed.

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I'm not so sure about this tax reform.

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Well, she said she wanted a lego castle.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

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You can take the kid out of the sweat shop, but you can't take the sweat shop out of the kid.

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hey thats in my home town, city hall wasn't as well built as we thought welcome to thunder bay

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Always check your contractor's previous jobs...

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