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Dont start anything with him...he's a hot head
Quick, someone call Paris and ask for a comment. I can't waqit to hear what it might be.
college
Does anybody else feel like a Pepsi?
he dosent even notice?!.......probably playing world of warcraft.
"After this im going to hang myself with the rope behind me."
is it hot in here or is it just me?
Jimmy instantly opened a portal to heaven after he told his Mom how beautiful she was about her boobs
Take your hot head outside.
Scottie seriously regretted taking on the bet that he couldn't shave his head without using a razor, but he will always view his third degree burn scars as a lesson on over-confidence.
This will get me that last million followers i need to beat Ashton for sure!
Dude, are you high..... because I am so high. Do you smell popcorn?
whhhhhhhhoooooa duuude,lets contimplatethe meaning of FIRE!!!
"I'm ready to give you head Mr. Jackson"
What? I'm hot...
Stop telling me to cool out!!
Man this meth is good, but i feel like i'm burning up!
Don't fuck with me, i'm a hot head!
so this is gonna replace waterboarding whats the big deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fiyahhh!
My heads NOT A ASHTRAY TARD!!!
Burned again. I know just how he feels ...
Ronnie's parents always warned him about getting hot-headed.
That's HOT!
AND THIS IS WHEN THEY THOUGHT OF THERE BANDS NEW NAME"HEADFIRE"..
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