Deja Jew

Bozo the Jew

Now you boys move along, you only get one grab of me balls

NOW WHEN I LIFT THE FLASH CARD UP,DONT ANSWER AT THE SAME DAMNED TIME!

Dave: "Hey is this guy mocking our religion?"
Tom: "He has a really good demeanor, but I wanna say, yes."

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-jew?

Oi vay, those matza's have made me gassy.

so boys lets get down to bussiness!!!

This would be the jewish version of bozo the clown.

see not all jews are bankers

The man who settled Carrot Tops Estate.

never borrow money from the jewish mafia because the jewish mafia doesn't send a hitman to collect a debt. they send a mohel.

that guy looks pretty old so maybe this is some sort of a viagra drug deal.

confucius says mohel with shakey hands gets the sack.

i thought only the pope wore a stupid hat.

i know what you guys are thinking and the answer is yes. the carpet matches the drapes.

so you're the clown who screwed up my cicumcision. :-(

did you hear about the mohel who had a wallet made out of the foreskins he saved. when he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase. :-D

i'm a mohel. you pay the bill. i'll take care of the tip. ;-)

i'm a mohel. i'll pay the bill, but i never leave the tip. ;-)

he always makes like he's sleeping when the check comes.

looks like crazy comes in all religions.

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hat.