It's fueled by rejection.

Ya know, when she said rim job, I thought...

My engine got repo'ed

High speed internet has finally met the Jakester

Thats a fast hard drive

NOW, NO-ONE CAN SAY THEY HAVE THE FASTEST HARD-DRIVE!NOT EVEN BILL GATES.

It's called the "Personal Masturbator 2000".

F****n NERD!!

No Government Bailouts!

They said Microsoft started in a garage...

FAIL!

Volkswagens SUCK!

The best fuel efficiency of any mid-sized retard wagon.

The new Pimp My Ride on G4.

hey baby,you wanna ride on my software???!!!we can play world of warcraft ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

yeaaaah,hey baby you wanna ride on my software,we can play w
ar craft ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

Even the head injury couldn't stop him from building his
dream car.

Life rocks...Thanks DeVry!!

...when you wanna go 60 to Zero in 4.5 years

1985' Chrysler Hard Drive

i'm deleting all the gay porn sites from my browsing history.

it's got plenty of ram but it's still a hard drive.

next i'll i put a computer on my surf board so i can be a web surfer. :-)

if you check his browsing history you'll find it loaded with gay porn sites.

his parents are sad because they just realized he's never going to move out.

now i'm also a virtual reality loser. :-(