I highly doubt this is what Soulja Boy meant by "Superman that hoe"

I don't care how good the springs are; I'm gonna fuck this bed if it takes me all night.

She did not want to get in his car, but she hadnt seen a customer in about 200 lbs.

DAYUMN , BITCH GOT GASSSSS!!!!!!!!

Is that all guys ever think about? Fine, you can have my bagina again

IT HAS BEEN TOLD BY MANY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD BACKED BY MANY CORPORATE EXECS.THAT IT IS TO BE KNOWN THE EMMINEM WOULD BE REALLY UPSET SEEING SUCH A DRAMEDY W/O HIS VERY OWN PERMISSION.

its true. white men can't jump...but black men can fly.

i swear to god if she farts one more time like that i'm filing fordivorce

Yeah, girl, it rained every damn day on our honeymoon.

He is teaching her how to get rid of the baby.

Tyler Perry's "The Shining"

hes not in mid air, you know what they say about black mens.....

i belieeve i can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I BELIEEEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYY!!!

"Quick, give me another quarter before it shuts down."

Black men can jump...and now fly!

I found my happy thought Wendy, its you!!

Just think of the possabilities baby!!

R Kelly eat your heart out!!

Look ma its not the shoes its not the shoes!!

Red bull and cocane gives you wings

A pig will be president when black dudes fly.

Oh Lord... Do i really have to fuck the black Peter Pan

Last time they stay at the Super Ape hotel.

"Baby don't look so disappointed"... I said "Fred Eagle...
not Spread Eagle"