Some huge dick took my parking spot.

Honey, im back from the store but i have the feeling a forgot something...

Octomoms Parking Space

Would you like susi with that?

squid pro quo

SLIP- N - SLIDE

I SLIPPED ON THAT BANNANA..REALLY!

CSI: ATLANTIS

Joe Louis Arena Parking Lot

Trojan Magnum XL: Martian Edition

Hey this isn't my natural habitat. I shop at Target because I don't approve of how Wal-Mart treats their employees.

I hate when people leave squid marks in the parking lot!

Looks like Motown juz pulled in.

C'mon, really? youre going to compare that thing to an opti???

Oh that's where I left my condom!

ah fuck, who invited Aquaman?!

c'mon Ford, seriously?

The jolly green giant failed to properly dispose of his
novelty condom.... Again.

Drive-thru Calamari

"Look, I was getting out of my car, and forgot I had no skeletal structure, OK? Not like it hasn't happened before!!"

"Look, I was getting out of my car, and forgot I had no skeletal structure, OK? Not like it hasn't happened before!!"

A great way to reserve a parking space.

Drive the new Opti. Bigger than a squid!

When gonorrhea isn't treated, things turn out badly.

Damn out of towners they always steal our parking spots.