When you live next to a Gold's Gym...this is the girl next door

Ok, ok, so it's tucked and taped, now be quiet before everyone finds out.

Chuck noris pre op

Miley Cyrus in 15 more years.

Carrot Top??? Is that you?

My carpet and drapes match!

Chuck Norris' Ex Wife

I GOT YOUR NUTCRACKER RIGHT HERE DICKHEAD!

Carrot Top should lay off the gym for a while… seriously!

Look ma, no dick.

How Karen Carpenter thought she looked to others

you think her arms are big you should see her cock

Just like the rest of the guys, she too wishes there was a weight machine to make your penis bigger.

Jose Canseco's dream date.

hey people,look at my PANCAKE BOOBS!!!

Carrot top finally had the operation.

Hey look I had my teeth capped , u Like me now?

Wow, hes buff! What? Whats that you say? A woman?

He looks like my 5th grade teacher, Mr. Lipsichki. But everybody knows that we all called him Mr. Lips. Which begs the question when did Mr. Lips get so ripped?

Carrot Top is really looking weirder and weirder.

Face it, compared to her YOU are a GIRLIE MAN

when machoman randy savage got a sex change

Did Carrot Top get a sex change?

Ok... now my penis is officially just for show...