I like my T hot and black.

Like 3 T's in a pod

Lets just talk about the first thing that pops up, grandma.

Ronnies out cutting wood.

He didnt mean to be santa...he just needed presents quick.

You wear jewels in your pants too? I think a cross is poking me!

RONNIE,I KNEW YOU WERE HERE.I KNEW YOU WERE TALKING TO ME THE OTHER NIGHT.
I LOVE YOU TOO.

oooooo Nancy, you minx.

Well miss, your already sitting on it.

"Look here woman! You sit your crinkly white ass on my lap
much longer and I ain't never gonna find my T-bone! Get on
up I said!"

Mr.T is thinking about baseball.

Good God Betty pass me a drink!

Thats pushing the "Cougar" term there "T"

I pity the Fool that put all those tampons on my Christmas
tree.

MMM, Your mo-hawk does smell like strawberry.

mr T NUFF SAID

Mr. T is trying to convince Judge Judy to give him a better verdict

i pity the fool who gave her an anemia

Treat her right, Treat your mother right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

I pitty the fool who's Depends leaks on santas lap!

*I had no idea that was Nancy Reagan. I'm an ass.

You taste like a peanut M&M

i pity the fools who tried to shoot mr. regan

i pity the fool who slept with this bitch...oh wait! that fool is me

i pity the fool who married this crazy bitch

"Mr.T, meet Osteoporosis"