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"I'm a Pisces, I enjoy long walks in the park..."
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"but it smells like fish" does it? I'll show him!
That poor poor fish.
GOLDIE HAWN TRAPPED IN A ROLLING CONTRAPTION..WHERE'D YA SAY KATE WENT TO?OH, HI HONEY..I KNEW YOU WERE OUT THERE SOMEWEHRE.aquarians are the waterbearers ya know.
freddy just loves to go sit by the lake something bout he likes the water...
yeah you think this is funny bitch? just walk near some water and see what happens...
Douchebag and fish.
You should see when he takes it in for a bath...
Fred is taking fresh sushi to a new level.
Canadian's spend money on the darnedest things, oh I meant douchy-ist things
HEY DO U LIKE FISH STICKS? YES?? THEN UR A GAY FISH!
Dead fish swimming.
Eugene's "The Fish-a-polt"
As he walked the last mile, Gil realized that this was the 'fin.'
well at least no one noticed what i was wearing
Confusing Animals 101 - Specializing in fucking over the small brains of fish and stupid people...
Check out my pimp shoe biatches!
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Looks like he's driving another snail in the coffin.
i'm borrowing your vaginafsh. i'll bring it back later.
fishiality, from the people who brought you bestiality.
this makes sense if you hate picking up dog shit.
i guess he must be out of sandwich bags.
hey everybody! if you jerk off in the bowl, he eats it. like human caviar.
that's funny. i don't remember there being a fish in that bowl before i pissed in it.
Alex knew that if his catapult should fail, Mr. Swisher would assume full control and the killings would not stop.
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