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"I'm a Pisces, I enjoy long walks in the park..."

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"but it smells like fish" does it? I'll show him!

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That poor poor fish.

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GOLDIE HAWN TRAPPED IN A ROLLING CONTRAPTION..WHERE'D YA SAY KATE WENT TO?OH, HI HONEY..I KNEW YOU WERE OUT THERE SOMEWEHRE.
aquarians are the waterbearers ya know.

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freddy just loves to go sit by the lake something bout he likes the water...

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yeah you think this is funny bitch? just walk near some water and see what happens...

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Douchebag and fish.

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You should see when he takes it in for a bath...

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Fred is taking fresh sushi to a new level.

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Canadian's spend money on the darnedest things, oh I meant douchy-ist things

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HEY DO U LIKE FISH STICKS? YES?? THEN UR A GAY FISH!

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Dead fish swimming.

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Eugene's "The Fish-a-polt"

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As he walked the last mile,
Gil realized that this was the 'fin.'

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well at least no one noticed what i was wearing

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Confusing Animals 101 - Specializing in fucking over the small brains of fish and stupid people...

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Looks like he's driving another snail in the coffin.

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i'm borrowing your vaginafsh. i'll bring it back later.

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fishiality, from the people who brought you bestiality.

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this makes sense if you hate picking up dog shit.

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i guess he must be out of sandwich bags.

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hey everybody! if you jerk off in the bowl, he eats it. like human caviar.

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that's funny. i don't remember there being a fish in that bowl before i pissed in it.

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Alex knew that if his catapult should fail, Mr. Swisher would assume full control and the killings would not stop.

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