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I'm not crying, I'm drooling.

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Whispering Eyes

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everyone who bought the new stones album "3 moist orifi" thought the title was dirty

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yeah, yeah mick, i'm ready to tour again, why do you ask man?

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Ya, I see what your saying.

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this guy has buttholes for eye what a shitty out look .

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Why does every night out with Keith Richards end up like this?

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I thought they said "Blow" not "Snort"!

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Obviously, this guy likes to speek his mind.

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Mouthy bastard!

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FEED MEEE!!!!!

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i could just eat you with my eyes

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Jar Jar Binks out on the town? I thought he was CGI!

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he really needs a face lift

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You should see my vagina!

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my eyes do all the talking!

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Zombie - the walking dead

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The mummy has taken my eyes; now he will destroy us all.

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No, you watch YOUR mouth!!!

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Seldomly seen superhero, Vaginaface, makes an appearance at
Spago.

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Jeremy was king of the skull-fuckers.

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You see what I'm saying?

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That woman took:” sucking face" just a bit too literally.

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Keith Richards has sure gone to seed lately....

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Those lips! Those eyes! Those eyelips!

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I can't get a word in edge wise this guy around!?!

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