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Whispering Eyes
everyone who bought the new stones album "3 moist orifi" thought the title was dirty
yeah, yeah mick, i'm ready to tour again, why do you ask man?
Ya, I see what your saying.
this guy has buttholes for eye what a shitty out look .
Why does every night out with Keith Richards end up like this?
I thought they said "Blow" not "Snort"!
Obviously, this guy likes to speek his mind.
Mouthy bastard!
FEED MEEE!!!!!
i could just eat you with my eyes
Jar Jar Binks out on the town? I thought he was CGI!
he really needs a face lift
You should see my vagina!
my eyes do all the talking!
Zombie - the walking dead
The mummy has taken my eyes; now he will destroy us all.
No, you watch YOUR mouth!!!
Seldomly seen superhero, Vaginaface, makes an appearance atSpago.
Jeremy was king of the skull-fuckers.
You see what I'm saying?
That woman took:†sucking face" just a bit too literally.
Keith Richards has sure gone to seed lately....
Those lips! Those eyes! Those eyelips!
I can't get a word in edge wise this guy around!?!
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