"I'm king of the wooaaaugghghsljfhaasdhfa"

hey buddy use your own toilet not my pool!!!

Hey, guess which half of the photo I saw in National Geographic?

THIS IS TRULEY A MAGICAL MOMENT

What?! Sperm Whale?!!!!!

whale farts are.......

THE WHALE: SAVE ME SOME.

it was obvious steve was not cut out to be a seaman-just the sight of a sperm whale made him sick

after practicing to be a pirate all night long the only part steve got right was the aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh

whales love Hi-C

when butt sex goes wrong and the guy behind you can't hold his bladder

Take that ocean!!!

Orange puke...the official color of his jacket.

Sure, they always promise not to come in the whalewatcher's mouths....

thats not vomit... the whale got excited.

its ok its thier bait for the fishis

the whale reminded him of his ex-wife.

I'm pretty sure every tour boat has a sign that reads
DO NOT FEED THE FISH !

apparently whales really love the taste of human puke or so wikipedia has told me

How to attract whales: You have to chew the little fishes really well, and then spit them out and the whales will come!!

Dude, I said chum on the port side.

And thats why they call it a sperm whale, hey has anyone seen dave?

Fresh ambergris, 0.01 knots, ahoy!

I just that whale's penis

Whale: How do you like them waves, suckah!

"Fresh from prison, the sight of this sperm whale gave ted nauseating flashbacks."