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He Finally Beat The House Arrest System.

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just because you think I'm a nut job doesn't give you the right to steal my barbie dolls.

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Peeping Tom's Punishment.

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AL PACINO:SAY HELLO TO SNEEKY LITTLE FRIEND.."YOU CAN COME OUT NOW..ANYTIME NOW".

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has anyone seen my meds? i was sure i left them in the parlor

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You should see my pants.

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This Nutcase finally made it to the Nuthouse!

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He wanted to make it very clear to the women he said it to what he meant by saying "My "head" is so big I could fit a house on it."

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sometimes i fell like a part of the world is apon my shoulders.

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My name is Jack... and i am a sex offender.

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Hey, Free Rent...

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The house was the only thing he got after the divorce.

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Pedophile Playtime

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Market down for Homeboy.

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I decided to be a little girl that i used to be and i am proud!!!

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No longer will we have to buy candies and puppies. Doll
house gets them everytime, and you can save on gas in the
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I was given the wrong information. I thought I would have come up through the floor of Saddam´s
Palace.

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Exclusive photo's from the set of Al Pacino's new childrens show

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al pacino in da house! whoop whoop!

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Coming this summer, Honey....I blew up the weirdo!

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"First things first..
I want to say that I was not peeping on Barbie-
This was all just a HUGE misunderstanding!!!"

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look for the last time leave him alone thats just the french presidential badge of office

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Nobody's home.

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So what's the point of even voting?

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