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He Finally Beat The House Arrest System.
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just because you think I'm a nut job doesn't give you the right to steal my barbie dolls.
Peeping Tom's Punishment.
AL PACINO:SAY HELLO TO SNEEKY LITTLE FRIEND.."YOU CAN COME OUT NOW..ANYTIME NOW".
has anyone seen my meds? i was sure i left them in the parlor
You should see my pants.
This Nutcase finally made it to the Nuthouse!
He wanted to make it very clear to the women he said it to what he meant by saying "My "head" is so big I could fit a house on it."
sometimes i fell like a part of the world is apon my shoulders.
My name is Jack... and i am a sex offender.
Hey, Free Rent...
The house was the only thing he got after the divorce.
Pedophile Playtime
Market down for Homeboy.
I decided to be a little girl that i used to be and i am proud!!!
No longer will we have to buy candies and puppies. Doll house gets them everytime, and you can save on gas in the van!!!
I was given the wrong information. I thought I would have come up through the floor of Saddam´s Palace.
Exclusive photo's from the set of Al Pacino's new childrens show
al pacino in da house! whoop whoop!
Coming this summer, Honey....I blew up the weirdo!
"First things first.. I want to say that I was not peeping on Barbie- This was all just a HUGE misunderstanding!!!"
Yes, I work for HUD ... Why do you ask?
look for the last time leave him alone thats just the french presidential badge of office
Hey!!! Give the guy a break....he's got alot on his mind!!!
Nobody's home.
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