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"No, no... I said the town square needs a giant CLOCK!"
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Chinese women protest governments forced abstinance program to control population explosion.
the running of the balls!
this is what it looks like under a microscope after you leave an asian massage parlor
HOLY COCK!
the float for the gay pride parade has finally come!
Emergency crews arrive on the scene after Charlie Brown collides with building during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The Biggest One Japan has ever seen.
I TOLD YOU THERE WERE GIANT PENISES IN THE WORLD..THIS ONE IS CALLED "PECKER-WRECKER" INDEED IT IS.
are asian men that insecure
The next day... Hong Kong was completely flooded with semen.
Did anyone notice that the only ones taking pictures are men?? no? thats not weird then? ooookayyyy
damn i messed up on the package it was meant to be shipped to san francisco!
The Chinese killed Godzilla and only wanted one thing in return.
We are feed up with you trashing our city Godzilla....and now we fight back!!!
Kudos to the clock joke. lol
so i'm rushing to the market and this fuckin dick gets in myway...
Godzillaaaaa!!!!!!! Huh? Why is everyone so calm?
Grandma's birthday is gonna be the shit this year!
Get out of the way! Move! The Hooker Quiffe Cobbler Vending Cart is coming.. Who wants Hooker Quiffe Cobbler?
the running of the balls
Another victim of "Super Cialis" was carted to a nearby hospital in Hong Kong.
That doesn't look like Godzilla.
The name is PINKY not WINKY!
All Hale the magic squid
Hey! That Penis looks like a mushroom!
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