"No, no... I said the town square needs a giant CLOCK!"

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"No, no... I said the town square needs a giant CLOCK!"

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Chinese women protest governments forced abstinance program to control population explosion.

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the running of the balls!

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this is what it looks like under a microscope after you leave an asian massage parlor

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the float for the gay pride parade has finally come!

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Emergency crews arrive on the scene after Charlie Brown collides with building during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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The Biggest One Japan has ever seen.

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I TOLD YOU THERE WERE GIANT PENISES IN THE WORLD..THIS ONE IS CALLED "PECKER-WRECKER" INDEED IT IS.

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are asian men that insecure

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The next day... Hong Kong was completely flooded with semen.

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Did anyone notice that the only ones taking pictures are men?? no? thats not weird then? ooookayyyy

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damn i messed up on the package it was meant to be shipped
to san francisco!

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The Chinese killed Godzilla and only wanted one thing in
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We are feed up with you trashing our city Godzilla....and now we fight back!!!

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Kudos to the clock joke. lol

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so i'm rushing to the market and this fuckin dick gets in my
way...

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Godzillaaaaa!!!!!!! Huh? Why is everyone so calm?

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Grandma's birthday is gonna be the shit this year!

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the running of the balls

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Another victim of "Super Cialis" was carted to a nearby hospital in Hong Kong.

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That doesn't look like Godzilla.

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The name is PINKY not WINKY!

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All Hale the magic squid

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Hey! That Penis looks like a mushroom!

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