"Who's bright idea was it to drill these glory holes so high up?"

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"Who's bright idea was it to drill these glory holes so high up?"

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Kenny Chesney finally admitted he was stright.
After this he went back gay.

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i never knew it'll be this hard to crash a "BLACK AND WHITE" party ..

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A-WALL. THEY WONT NOTICE ME CAUSE IM WEARING THIS DRESS.

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they built a wall of japan but they kind of messed up.

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Hurry! Tranny-palooza is just over this wall!

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LIARS!!! There is no Manolo sale outlet hidden behind here!!

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So your saying all the weed we'll ever need is right over this huge ass wall?

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On the next episode of "Drywallers in Drag"...

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so the wall keeping interpretive dancers from main steam
success is actualy real ? well lets be honest is anyone
really surprized

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As ticket prices skyrocket. The fans are willing to do
anything to see the game.

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When canada allowed gay marriage,they had to build a wall.

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everyone! over there! a black guy playing golf!

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there is an elephant having sexy time with a pig on the
other side. funny stuff.

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Bush built it to keep mexicans out, Obama uses it to keep American in!

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Why anyone would go to all this trouble scaling a wall just to get into the polar bear exhibit at feeding time is beyond me...

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"What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?"

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WOW! A shoe sale.

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One more glory hole jab & I'm gonna climb that fucking wall!

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SURVIVOR: Formal Edition....A Black and White Affair..On ABC MONDAY NIGHTS at 8

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Clever ad for Friday night's new season of tv's "Prison Break"?

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Escape, in any way possible, was the only option for these poor souls when they noticed Tom Cruise heading their way with pamphlets.

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People should probably read through the captions before posting their own. Or they'll end up looking as dumb as people trying to scale a 12 foot wall.

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California is going to have to start saying tacos are a local dish.

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"MARCO!"

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Is that a dude?

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