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Sneeze bitch! I need this video to get 50 million views!

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China's bio-engineering new weapons backfires!!!

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what is black and white and bred all over?

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It's a Pandemic!!!!!

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A panda apademic!!! what should i call this..... A PANDEMIC!!!(south park)

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and then she had a thought. "maybe i'm too young to try lsd."

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Ok, somebody lied. Pandas are so totally NOT endangered.

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what's the deal with the red panda?

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"The child remained incredibly calm in the face of
pandamonium."

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What the tobacco companies don't want you to know.

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Where's Waldo?

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What do you mean I'm different?

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in the land of calm pandas.........japan

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china has finally mastered cloning...

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The better picture is right after this, when they all maul her to death.

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I've wanted to stuff a panda since forever. Where do I start!?!?!?!?

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If it weren't for the child, I'd be so turned on right now. I'm so lonely.

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HEADLINE: WWF SUED FOR PEDESTRIANS TRIP, GO FLYING OVER PANDAS FOR FREE- Lyons, France. Once the lights went out for Earth Hour, the WWF realized too late just how dangerous baby pandas could be, due to the fact that no one could see to avoid tripping over them.

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"Mommy, WHAT!!! I said we weren't leaving until I pet every single one!! Now I have to start over, you just made me loose my place!! It's ok little pandas don't mind her, she's a bitch cause, well, for a lot of reasons."

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shes been bamboozled!!

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WWFTF?

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It's Pandamonium!

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I see that pandas evoke an intense fear and rage from the nefarious DIEBOMBER.

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Scientists were astounded by the results of inserting Octomom's genes into pandas.

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Warning: Do Not Feed the Pandas after Midnight!

... Unless you are wearing a red jacket and are surrounded by hundreds of pandas... Cuz in that case they will probably eat you anyway.

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