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shux
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Somewhere, the Cookie Monster is furiously masturbating.

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shattner1
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I'm gonna need one tall ass glass of milk

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tankman1
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See, white ones can be bigger than black ones!

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
LadySunshine
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I like the filling.

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babyblues71
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Oreo Jenga

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Doubledouble07
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you lost the jinga set agai??? we got any oreos?

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
darkaeon
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Seperatist cookies!

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
beanthemachine
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Where's my gradulated cylinder of skim milk?

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
shefgatorlady
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I'm going to need a BIG glass of milk.

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
archiekins
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Heart attack on a cracker.

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
chubbysmom
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high~drox

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
PlanMan
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Michael Jackson's favourite bait.

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PlanMan
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Michael Jackson's favourite bait.

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CCgreengenes
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How much pot did you smoke?

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
paulyballgame
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"Don't waste time asking questions! Just go fill a fucking bucket with milk, like I asked!"

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
blkbwayne
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legos at Fat Camp

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
twigz
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Pls can i have a funny or die Tee shirt as i have oreo cream all over my shirt from watching biscuit porn! Feel free to hate this comment but i still need a tt shirt...

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twigz
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As a follow-up piece to PhilMcRacken's comment about jealous assholes tryin to bump there own shit. " I completely agree with him". Shux comment is funny and deserves to be at the top. The 18 dies are from dim witted fuckers with no sense of humour and are just trying to bump there own shit up the list.

Grow up haters. If sumfins funny, rate it dont hate it. ... more >

As a follow-up piece to PhilMcRacken's comment about jealous assholes tryin to bump there own shit. " I completely agree with him". Shux comment is funny and deserves to be at the top. The 18 dies are from dim witted fuckers with no sense of humour and are just trying to bump there own shit up the list.

Grow up haters. If sumfins funny, rate it dont hate it. And to all those who deliberately select die on other peoples witty comments because they are clearly better than n e thing they could do themselves. I want these people to snap off there own genitals and ass fuck themselves with shame...

Oh and to all the decent people with a sense of humour and wit... "Keep up the good work and dont let the haters get to you. :)

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Emma
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Ore-Obese

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sonnydown
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I just saw the cutest little cookie..

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sonnydown
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Morning wood's a bitch!!

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sonnydown
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Never buy cookies after bongs!

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PundittyProject
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What Michael Phelps ate after the bong hit(s).

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PundittyProject
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Lethal Weapon - just add one human digestive system.

posted about 8 months ago · Report Spam
 
dtatertot
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Barack Obama

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