But sir, he's 21 in dog years.

thats not my water dish? NOw you tell me...

Eh bebe, how you do'in?

the drunk leading the blind

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Mr. Strephiolopius was hit by a car. And goldie the seeing eye dog should be sentenced to death by hit and run.

Hair of the dog anyone?

It was a dog day afternoon..

well it's one for my owner, and one more for the road. that long, long road

I may as well drink and drive with this fuckin hair in my eyes

Hey Bernard! You with the keg!

Fu%$ing Triumph.......that was my Fu@$ing gig........That piece of Sh$# stole my whole damn act....FFFFF.....FFFF......FFFu%$ing Asshole

"contrary to what you think he's not an Irish Setter"

It must be near last call ,,, damn she looks good ....

Excuse me...Alice..do you think it's funny to take advantage of the blind? No? Then why the hell do you keep serving beers that are half empty?

What? I have to drink my girlfriend hot to.

Children of single moms birthday shop in unusual places.

The dudes shirt has cum stains on it?? Cmon...

As soon as Barkley pulls up a bar stool the Irish Setter in him comes out.

When hes drunk it's the same old story...."Throw the ball, throw the ball, throw the ball"

For fuck's sake, take this cute dog picture down!!!!! Do it now!!!! do it!!!!

LAST CALL... C'MON ON BOY LESH GO HOME.. LESH GO PUMBA, C'MON, THATS A GOOD DOG... YEAH, HE'S A GOOD BOY.

MY MASTER BRINGS ME ALONG CAUSE HE GETS BLIND DRUNK

WOW, I REALLY LIKE POLKA MUSIC.

THE ONLY REASON I CAME WAS CAUSE MY MASTER SAID IT WAS A SAUSAGE FEST IN THIS PLACE.