Yeah Honey I'm at the bank right now. I should be home in 10-20 years.

Engineering faupau: massive death rate caused by cell phone users trying

to keep cell phone glued to their head, while pushing the wrong button..

What's that? I can't hear you. Hold on,I'll turn up the BOOM!!! ...

Introducing the Nokia Glock, guaranteed better service no matter where you are.

James bond has done it again

and James Bond has done it again!

How Steve Jobs got his liver transplant so soon.

MAX!!!!! MAX!!! IT'S AGENT 99 CAN YOU HEAR ME?

cause you never know when you have to shoot someone in the middle of a call

Sorry I can't here you my guns jammed.

Go ahead punk MAKE MY DAY! PUNK!

i get 1,000 minutes and 12 homicides a month

And the funny thing is...it is actually a microwave
toaster oven and liquid soap dispenser.

It's a new model. They call it the Cell-Mate.

Call in for backup!!

hold on, i got another call...(bang). shit, that was the trigger.

In an attempt to steal some thunder from the iphone, Nokia is planning a third quarter release for their new Rapist phone

Can you hear me now, motherfucker!

I sure hope I am in one of his favorite five's!

The Suicide Hotline Handgun.

All purpose gun: Perfect for stick-ups and Ransom calls, Great range on both ends.

Dont bring a Razr to a gun fight!

A cell phone for the small of mind and weak of conscience.

Just in case your suicide attempt doesn't work out like you wanted it to....... 911 is just 1 call away!

*ring* *ring*"Hello?" *BAM* "... oh shit the safety wasn't on"