During the Windy season, Their home is anchored down with gum.

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During the Windy season, Their home is anchored down with gum.

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so where the old women and all her kids? at Disneyland?

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when the Giant comes back for his missing shoe, you're all Fucked!

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There once was a woman, who grew her own pot.

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Og my God where is the old lady and her kids?

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OctoMom's house!@

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i don't care that it's rent controlled, we're living in a fucking shoe!

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...she had so many kids her uterus fell out

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This house smells like dirty feet.

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A shoe? Jeez, here I am thinking its a cock

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dude stop takin pictures of my mom's house

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Super agent Maxwell Smart got smart and retired to this shoehouse with his super secret smart shoe phone but his kids never call..

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My summer home's a Flip Flop...

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Deep in the land of Prada.....

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I always wondered why my pot dealer smelled like dirty feet, then I saw where he lived.

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Ironically, Shoeless Joe Jackson moved here after the Black Sox scandal.

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Angelina buys octomom a house in Holland as an escape from the media.

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The foot fetish rehabilitation centre was not a success

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I can't think of a caption for this but can I still have
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Med. With Color print please. lol

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The Audubon Society has already filed an injunction to keep the owner from baking any pies.

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there was an old redneck who lived in a shoe

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Home for the perfect sole

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mobile home for dumb people.

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in the back the old lady built the kids a shoe tree house.

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