I can never eat everything on my plate I think it is because my eyes are bigger than my stomach.

you know you watch too much sci fi when...

Johnny 5's bastard child

exterminate

For mash get smash

It's so maybe I can have exray vision like SUPERMAN!! Up up, up and aaway!

nerds gone wild

That'll teach you to drive behind
me with you floodlights on!

better to see my cock with

Somehow the ladies always knew when he was looking at thier boobs

Flash player goes 3D.

Go green with halogen.

Fashion? what will this world come to?

Is this what you call and Indigo Kid? I'll bet he is real
bright! he he

That disguise isn't fooling anyone Kirk Cameron.

I'm too sexy for normal glasses, so sexy I hate vaginas.

Time to change the oil on my douchebot.

The latest in gaydar technology.

A man so bright, they had to put a tub over him when he slept

Those X-ray specs didn't look like this in the ad

dude, i can totally see the chick next door with these

Don't worry. The hair is a relatively uncommon side-effect.

now i can play video games whenever i want.

The least favourite part of Dave's new eyes was where they put the socket for the recharge.