"Don't chase it this time, dumbass."

these shoes are killing me but it's nothing compared to the pain in my

elbows...

...and the native fathers says, "why do you ask, twodogsbowling?"

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Give it a chance, poker's getting old.

Hey Chuck, kinda makes me miss mine, how about you?

This Sunday on ABC Sports: Bowlin' for Bitches!
Hosted by Snoop Dogg, of course.

seems like they would have given us Velcro shoes.

Dude...your old lady is in the corner making out with a cat guy.

I hate you, these shoes smell like human, ewwww

F*ck you Donnie!

aye badda badda...suh wing badda!

Hey, Butch! Dial it down a little. Every time we get ahead, they turn the hose on us!

these are a lot easier to lick!

i would be doing way better if the other team stop yelling fetch.

anybody ever tell you bowl like a bitch in heat.

bowling for dullards.

winner gets to dry hump the losing teams leg.

yeah we're fixed but we still liked to play with balls.

after this we're all gonna go out for a drink from the toilet.

so....what's with the dramatic paws.

i started bowling after i got fixed because i heard you could pick up spare balls.

don't worry. i left a present in the other teams shoes.

the bad news is i aint your puppy daddy cause i'm fixed bitch.

yeah, this is way better than gay strip poker.