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"My other car is a Unicorn"

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what it looks like when God changes his mind about smiting you with lightning....

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follow that car im gonna get me a pot of gold

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I've heard of being struck by lightning, but struck by a rainbow? that's messed up.

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Don't let him get away asshole, he has the gold!

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All the nights I dreamed of a rainbow ride. Not what I expected.

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Right wheres the pot of gold?!?! don't tell me mum was lying!!!

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quick look for the gold!

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The Homo Sexuals are attacking, I repeat, we are in the middle of an attack, they are firing rainbows at will... MOVE MOVE MOVE

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The leperchons joke.. No gold at the end of the rainbow.. just a junk car... Top o the mornin to ya!

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license plate-- J-E-S-U-S

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just waiting for some one to run for the gold.

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Mommy!! You just ran over a little man!!!

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Allah dammit! I missed it by that much!

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This is what Gaydar looks like

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If I go through the rainbow do I go to Hogwarts?!

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10 points if you can hit the leprechaun

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dude, don't drive through it, those things are Odins targeting system

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Looks like the gays finally got that queer cannon working.

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Barney Frank's new hybrid car runs entirely on FABULOOOOUUSS!

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what the hell kind of gay superpower is that if I can't even stop a bank robber in a getaway car... Damn radioactive unicorn.

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Jesus on his commute to work.

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You know how God shows you're gay?

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Leave it to San Francisco to even gay up the highway.

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Its ironic because when he was cut off earlier by another driver he was using all sorts of 'colourful' language

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