It's always a wise idea to sweeten him up with melon, before spanking your monkey.

no I don't know why this is soooo funny, and I don't want to know....

This was before he ripped off a titty, and mauled a face

the similarities are striking...

The orangutan savored the sweet taste of watermelon,
shortly before devouring his naive companion.

I don't get these jokes I dont see a monkey?

Jungle fever 2
Coming soon to a theater near you

Ps. Not racist I’m a green ogre so there.

Steve and Moo Moo's wedding featured a dazzling Melon Cake.

miley and her best bud billy ray

Augh! I'm about to blow my chowder in your keyster! Eat this and don't move you fuck.

Siamese twins share slice of watermelon.

God I love squeezing my balls while feeding watermelon to my monkey

Going Ape 2: It's This or Robby Benson Fighting Tony Danza

That's a good monkey. Now that wasn't so bad was it? Now remember this is our little secret.

...too easy.

I'm just going to close my eyes and eat this slice of watermelon since I'm absolutely sure nothing weird is going to happen...

Alright!!! Here it is!!! Now for God's sake WILL YOU PLEASE LET GO OF MY BALLS!

proof of the stereotype

Two chimps, one cut.

which one is a dude?

PULLING TEETH IS FUN... WWEEEEEEEE

This guy probably has watermelon flavored condoms for a particular reason.

They called it monkey love...but we didn't care.