Ooops... meant to google "two whores making out."

The race isn't an issue.

"Damn it my braces are stuck"!

Im gonna trip-up petunia in the fifth race. Pass it on..

Hey Black Beauty, you wanna see my sea-biscut?

"Bart, I heard you was hung!"
"And they were right!"

Sure hope you're hung

...and when he lifted the covers, the horse's severed head was in his bed! But hey, I'm sure your new Italian owner's a nice guy.

Mr Ed is gay. Pass it on.

Maybe one day we could actually, you know... i'm just saying, i have never even seen your backside, how do i know you aren't a dude?

you were right about this eating out thing.

wow, you ARE delicious!

Oh man, the horses have jungle fever again.

Romeo and Glueyet

they've been yelling at eachother ever since the black one moved in

A horse is whore. Of course Of course

still more action than a world of warcraft players gonna get

...and they galloped off to Vegas to get hitched.

Why is Sarah Jessica Parker kissing that horse?

Off Screen the Horses from Brokeback Mountain shared some special moments of their own.

now i know why they call you speedy!

see sarah jessica parker and celine dion have met before

"Have you seen Wiiilber?" "No I haven't Mr. Ed."

Pass the wire, Holmes.

That better be your hoof.