Here's to everyone who told me that it would be a coat rack. In your face.

This is what you get for outsourcing all the jobs to China!!!

He ran away once. he's not gonna do it again!!

How I would love to stick his pudgy A@@ on here and turn it on full blast... mmmggmgmgmgmgm!

I love my mom's house, I rule here!

lassys next adventure

To save money, both go to the vet for flea and lice control..

Lady and the Tramp, Redux.

Seriously Tim, you're a fucking asshole.

He is just warming up

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Rum and Coke: check.
Hot Bitch: check.
PBA Championships: check.

Yeah, I'd say I got a bit of the Captain in me...what!

the peanut butter will be applied shortly

I've never seen V-neck undies before.

How I spend my Sunday mornings is no one's business, but my own.

Tug of war.

His car has a bumper sticker that reads, "I'd rather be walking my dog."

Sarah Mclachlan called, she wants her dog back.

Little Timmy?

"Suck this Dog Whisperer!"

$5 says he's watching the Bowflex infomercial.

"Faster Lassie, faster!... this tv aint gonna power itself."

"Worst in Show" gets paired up with "Best in Chair"

People who stuff their dead pets are just plain creepy.

The hell with my doctor you need to walk not me, im pleasantly plumped