Far less enjoyable than The Brave Little Toaster, The Despondent Medium-Sized Sink bombed at the box office.

luxury accomadations at the red square hotel in Moskow include...

Elderly bathtub sex, not again!

Although not much of a conversationalist, Mr. Bubbles was the best boyfriend Leslie ever had, the best listener and the most passionate lover.

its sad when your out of work

"I like it in the drain"

Thank you FOD for putting my video on the main page today
It was a nice surprise to say the least.

Dude, when's this stuff supposed to kick in...

If you're starting to get tired of this picture, try capping a new one in haiku form.
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/13279

voice of Woody Allen in Dixar's "Old Sink Tries to Escape But Winds Up In Deep Shit"

you'd be meloncholy too if every morning someone spit, peed or jerked off in your face.

Die Bomber resurrected as the sink at a truck stop next to a salmonella-prone Chi-Chi's

Zan knew his days rocking the world with the Justice League were over when he chose the shape of a "wash basin" an Jayna chose the form of a "used pad".

Not the Draino, not again! I swear I didn't swallow the wedding ring!

Imagine what I've smelled.

You think you know Hell? Hell is being showered in curly black hairs every day

I'm really sorry for all the sediment I've been spewing*sigh*

"Hey, hey, C3P0! Got some change?..C'mon man, I'll suck your power chord"

Judging from its reaction, the person in the shower wasn't too pretty

After his first he was always stoned

If you turn my knob I'll make you wet!

He has a wicked nasel drip.

Water you looking at?